Dirty Old Man (D.O.M. for short)
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Dirty Old Man (D.O.M. for short)I’m “middle aged” now. Right… if I live to be 130.I still think and feel like I’m in my early 30’s but my experiences are always pointing towards “dirty old man” territory now. I haven’t changed a bit, but everybody else has just gotten sooo freaking young lately. EVERYBODY.The first time I realized I may really be a dirty old man (“D.O.M.” for short), I was 45 and in a nightclub in Las Vegas, sort of a “disco themed” place that had stages, loud music and beautiful women dancing all over the place. There was a pretty young woman dancing alone up on a stage right next to me, and the stage was at about waist-level. She was gorgeous, brunette, and about 21 years old. I remember seeing her in her cute virginal white sun-dress with slim, long legs tuzla escort and thinking, “I wonder what color panties she’s wearing?” (Always watching for a good pantie-shot from a pretty woman.)I caught her eye in the crowd somehow, and when she saw me, I motioned with my finger for her “to come here”. She came over to the edge of the stage and squatted down to talk to me… and I saw it, right at eye level and about 3 feet from my face… her beautiful “landing-strip” shaved pussy, legs slightly spread and NO panties. I was sooo caught of guard, that when she said, “Yes?” all that came out of my mouth was, “I really just wanted to look up your skirt and see your panties…” Her response to me was, “You sick old man! You’re as old as my Dad!” OUCH, shit, mother fucker, Jesus all tuzla escort bayan mighty, and what-the-fuck?!!! That’s what was going through my mind, plus, maybe I was as old as her Dad?Just 10 years earlier, I was fucking 18 year olds… and three of them in a row. Julie, Anne and Miel were all just 18 years old when I went through my divorce and were my first three girlfriends since marriage, and I was 35.Now I’m 63 (and I still feel like, and think that I’m 35) and everyone else is getting younger and younger. I think it must be some weird game God is playing on me. It’s like that movie with Brad Pitt where he grows younger every year, until he’s a baby…only in reverse in my case, and everyone ELSE is getting younger and younger.I know what the words “dirty old man” mean escort tuzla now. I woke up one morning a few years ago and told all my friends and family, “I just found out that my wife is sleeping with a 60 year old man… and it’s ME!”As a k**, I remember how long every week before Christmas was, and summer vacation always lasted forever. Now, I turn around and the last 30 years have just flown by me. It also makes me wonder what my 75 year old mother-in-law and her “new boyfriend” are doing these days, under the sheets. But you never hear about “dirty old women” now, do you?All I know for sure is that “time flies when you’re having fun”. Maybe that’s my curse. Perhaps I’ve just had too much fun in my life. I’ve had the pleasure of having sex with 48 women in my life… so far (and almost as many men).And let this be (another) warning to you all… PLEASE, enjoy all of God’s beautiful things in the world, and experience everything He offers, before it’s too late. No matter what your age.
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