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I got a call from an old client of mine from several years back, asking me to come and look at some projects she had around the house. She knew I had retired a few years back, but she had no idea who else to call. Even though I was only thirty eight at the time, my final job as a contractor had been a huge home renovation in the Hamptons that had netted me close to a million dollars. I decided to retire early and do part time stuff, like delivering weekly newspapers to keep me busy one or two days a week and to give me some spending money.

My phone rang one afternoon, and I heard a vaguely familiar female voice on the other end.

“Hi Jack, it’s Dawn.” she said. “I know you’re retired, but I have some stuff that needs work and I don’t know who else to call. Would you be interested?”

I was always interested to see Dawn. She was perhaps five years older than me, but she still looked hot. Her hubby was a lucky guy to be hitting that hole every night.

“Frank and I split about two years ago,” she continued, “and you’re the first person that came to mind. Honestly, I don’t trust anyone else, anyway. I know the quality of your work and I can trust you to come into my house when I’m not here. Could you help me out?”

Even though I was damn good craftsman, which is why I ended up becoming a general contractor in the first place, I didn’t really like the work. It was much easier to get other people to do it instead, while I supervised everything, although I did make exceptions, like laying oak flooring for a guy and pocketing nine grand for two days labor. This was most likely going to be nickel and dime stuff that wouldn’t pay much and probably be a pain in the ass, but it was Dawn, and she sounded like she needed some help.

“I can come by and take a look.” I replied. “Let’s see what you have going on. Are you busy tomorrow?”

“Later on, but I’ll be around in the morning if you want to drop by early.” she responded. “Or we could do it another day.”

Since I like to have some mixed drinks around lunch, the earlier the better for me, to get it out of my way.

“How about Seven?” I inquired. “I have some errands to run, and I can have a look first, if that’ll work.”

“Sure.” she answered. “I’ll be up. Might be in the shower though, so give me a minute or two if I don’t come to the door right away.”

“Okay, see you then.”

The following morning found me at her house about ten minutes before 7:00 o’clock, but I decided to ring the bell anyway. There was no response, so I waited. A few minutes later, I heard the sound of footsteps coming down the hall, and a moment later, the door opened. Dawn was standing there in her bathrobe, and her hair was towel-dried and damp.

“Sorry, I’m a few minutes early.” I apologized. “I guess I caught you in the shower.”

“It’s okay.” she replied. “I was just brushing my hair. Come on in.”

I stepped inside, and she shut the door behind me. She still looked great, and I wondered if she was dating anyone yet. I doubted it, however, as we entered the kitchen, because she had loosely crossed the ties of the robe and not actually tied them; revealing quite a bit of her soft and squishy cleavage. The more she moved around, the looser it got, and at one point, I got a nice glimpse of one of her pudgy pink nipples.

“Okay,” Dawn began, “first off, I have a couple of cabinets with loose doors. I’m hoping that’s an easy fix.”

I inspected one of them closely, and saw that the internal screws in the hinges simply needed tightening. If this was indicative of the others, it was an easy fix indeed.

“Should be.” I responded. “What else?”

“I need some shelves made in the living room.” she continued, as she turned and motioned for me to follow her into the sunken room.

I was still excited about the peek-a-boob I’d had a few minutes earlier, and followed a little too closely behind her. As Dawn stepped down into the lower area, my right foot accidentally stepped on the tails of her loose fitting bathrobe. Her forward momentum carried her out and down, as the robe completely opened up and slid off her body, leaving her completely nude, as she reflexively turned back to face me. We both stood frozen for a second or two, as I ogled her unclothed body. Her tits were very soft and saggy; the kind that just beg to be fondled and played with.

“Oh my god!” she gasped, leaning forward and trying to snatch the robe from under my foot. “I’m totally fucking nude!”

“Holy shit!” I exclaimed, as her soft, saggy tits dangled invitingly below her chest. “You sure are. Shit, you have nice tits, Dawn!”

Without even thinking, I reached out and cupped them in my hands, kneading them thoroughly. They felt wonderful, and since she didn’t protest, I continued massaging them for several seconds before finally and reluctantly letting go of them.

“That’s nice.” she murmured as she stood and faced me, leaving her robe on the floor. “You have wonderful hands, Jack.”

“And you,” I replied, “have wonderful canlı bahis boobs, Dawn. God, they are so soft! I’ll bet Frank couldn’t keep his hands off of them.”

“He thought they were gross.” she explained with a frown. “He wanted me to get a boob job and perk them back up.”

“He’s an idiot!” I said with a smile, as I glanced her thoroughly up and down. “I wouldn’t be able to leave them alone. I could play with them for hours.”

In addition to her fantastic saggers, she also had a light brown bush that looked very appealing to me. I never did get the shaved cunt fad that thankfully seems to finally be fading. To me, it was like a picture without a frame. Now I’m not into full bush gals mind you, but a neatly trimmed triangle sets everything off nicely.

“I know he is.” Dawn sighed, as she leaned over again to pick the robe up, letting her dingly-danglies dance around underneath her chest once again. “That’s not the only reason though. Do you have some time, Jack?”

Time? I had nothing BUT time! The vodka and peppermint water could wait.

“Of course.” I replied. “Would you like to talk?”

Dawn nodded, and sat on the sofa; patting the cushion next to her suggestively. I tucked my left leg underneath my ass, and sat facing her as she cast the robe to one side and faced me in all of her unclothed glory. I couldn’t keep my eyes off of her, as she began speaking.

“It wasn’t just my saggy titties or the lack of sex.” she began. “He just stopped being intimate altogether. Then, it turned out he was boinking some twenty-something bimbo in the office. I told him to get out.”

“I had no idea.” I said quietly. “I’m sorry, Dawn.”

“I always noticed the way you looked at me.” she said softly. “Frank never looked at me that way. I wanted to say something to you, but I didn’t want to wreck our professional relationship or what I’d like to even consider friendship. I wanted to though, Jack. I really did. I think you would have treated me so much differently.”

“I would have.” I agreed. “So, that kind of puts us in a predicament now, doesn’t it? You need work done and I think you’re hot.”

“I’m not looking for a break.” she said quickly. “I know you need to make money. I just want a man in my life again, even if it’s only for a short while. I really miss having sex with someone. I’m tired of having a battery operated boyfriend.”

It certainly was a tempting offer. I didn’t have anyone in my life at the moment either, and a lonely divorcee can usually be pretty hot to trot, especially if it’s been a few years, as apparently it was in Dawn’s case.

“You can stay here while you do the work if you want.” she offered. “That way you won’t have to contend with traffic every day. I’ll cook for you and I’ll make it worth your while, I promise. I just want a man in my life again, Jack.”

“How are you holding out financially?” I inquired.

“It’s tough.” she admitted. “I have to close off the great room to save on heating and AC bills. I’m thinking about selling this house and downsizing, and moving out of town and into the country someplace. That’s why I want all of this stuff fixed up. Get the best bang for the buck, so to speak.”

“Well,” I said carefully, “I have an idea. Well, a couple actually.”

“Do tell!” she exclaimed, leaning forward and dangling her gorgeous titties downward once again.

“First one is a straight up business deal.” I explained, transferring my gaze upon those wonderful dingly-danglies of hers once again. “I’ll finance a whole new kitchen and bath to boost the resale value, along with the other odds and ends. In return, I get that money back upon the sale of the house, and 60% of the increased value for my efforts.”

“That sounds fair enough.” Dawn acknowledged. “What’s the second idea?”

“I fix just enough to put it on a rental market.” I replied. “You don’t want to put a ton of money into a rental, unless you can put a steep price on it. This is a strong market though. The area is bustling. Houses have gone up steadily for the past few decades. I’ll bet it’s worth more than twice what you guys paid for it; maybe three times. The revenue from a high end renter would more than cover the mortgage and eventually pay it off, and send a tidy check once a month. There are companies that specialize in this.”

“But if I rent it out, I’ll have no place to live.” she said with a sigh.

Suddenly, it dawned on her, no pun intended, what I had in mind.

“Are you asking me to move in with you then?” she inquired. “That’s kind of quick, Jack.”

I shrugged. I wasn’t exactly sure what I meant.

“I don’t know.” I admitted honestly. “I’ll admit, I’ve always been sweet on you and-“

“I know.” she interrupted. “The feeling was mutual. I used to wait for you to show to work on the house. I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to cut you off.”

“It’s okay. I just thought that maybe you and I could take the opportunity to take a test run while I do this stuff for you.” I explained. “If I’m what he wasn’t, why not bahis siteleri make a go of it? You’re a hell of a designer, Dawn. Maybe we could start turning houses.”

She nodded approvingly.

“I think you and I are far better suited than Frank and I were.” she admitted. “I married the wrong guy.”

“Hindsight’s 20/20.” I said with a laugh. “Now, since you’re comfortable to sit next to me without any clothes on, and I have a raging hard on, why don’t we see if we mesh well for that part of the relationship?”

Dawn smiled broadly.

“I thought you’d never ask!” she blurted out. “I was beginning to wonder if you were gay!”

“Not me!” I asserted. “Why don’t you take me back to where I’ll be spending the nights with you, and I’ll show you just how much I adore you and that gorgeous body or yours.”

Dawn stood up and extended her hands. I took them and stood as well, following her once again; this time to her bedroom. I shucked my clothes as fast as was humanly possible, and faced her, my cock standing up on a forty five degree angle in an ardent salute to her incredible bare body. We embraced and kissed passionately for a few minutes, before she pulled back and spoke.

“It’s been three years, Jack.” she said pointedly. “Forget the foreplay. Just fuck me!”

I needed no further encouragement, and pushed her backwards. She fell onto the bed and spread her legs for me as I moved in between her shapely legs. They, like her face, were still absolutely gorgeous! Some women have beautiful legs well into their sixties, and she was going to be no exception. We smiled at each other as I lined up. Dawn guided my cock to her cunt, and I pushed gently. She was just as ready to go as I was, and my penis easily slid all the way inside of her slippery fuck hole.

“Ready?” I inquired.

“You know it!” she burst out. “Just fucking fuck me!”

I did exactly as I was told, and began slamming my dick in and out of her cunt, causing her soft tits to not only jiggle, but slide up and down her chest in rhythm to my steady pounding. The sight of her soft tits moving like that turned me on even more, and I increased my speed.

“Oh fuck!” she screamed. “That’s the way I like it; uh-huh uh-huh!”

It wasn’t long before I could feel that wonderful sensation building inside of me, and I knew I was going to cum.

“Oh Baby, it feels so good!” I gasped, as spurt after spurt of my warm semen filled her cunt. “Oh fuck, Dawn!”

I pulled out of her cunt and lay next to her, as my cum slowly dribbled out of her hairy cunt and onto the sheets.

“That was everything I imagined it could be and more!” I gushed, as I lay on my back trying to catch my breath. “Oh Dawnie, I’ve wanted that to happen for so long!”

“Me too.” she admitted, as she propped herself up on one elbow. “Frank never fucked me that hard, by the way. I loved it, Jack. I want more! God, I could feel it squirting up inside of my cunt and into my uterus. It was such a warm feeling. I’ve never felt that inside of my womb before.”

“Well, perhaps this is the beginning of a new relationship.” I said with a grin. “Personal AND business!”

Dawn looked at me seriously.

“I’d like that.” she responded. “I’m starting to think that you and I could combine our talents in more ways than one, and get a really good thing going, Jack. Oh my god, I can’t believe I married that asshole.”

“If you hadn’t, you and he wouldn’t have stopped by my booth at the home show.” I pointed out. “We would have never met.”

“That’s true.” she acknowledged, as she sat up. “You made a mess inside of me, Jack. Now I need another shower. Wanna join me?”

“Mmm…” I replied, as I took her hands in mine, “sounds good to me.”

“Good!” she replied. “I can show you the issues in the bathroom while we’re in there, if you’d like.”

“I’ll look at them afterwards.” I said with a smile. “For now, let’s get all nice and clean. I’d love to soap you up.”

“Mmm, and I’d love to feel your hands all over my body.” Dawn whispered. “Make sure you get my kitty all nice and washed out too!”

She turned the water on, and we had a very nice shower together. I paid special attention to her cunt, and made certain that I washed it thoroughly, before turning the shower head between her legs to rinse it all out, giving her another orgasm in the process. We finally finished, and Dawn turned the water off so that we could towel dry.

“Mmm, I could enjoy this happening all the time.” I said, as I leaned in and kissed her on the mouth. “Frank’s a fucking asshole for letting this go.”

“You got that right!” she agreed with a smile. “Now, he’s paying the mortgage on this house. Well, at least most of it. It’s still hard to cover the utilities though. This economy sucks, Jack! I can’t get but maybe two clients now. I can’t keep this up! I just can’t.”

“Then let’s approach this from the business standpoint.” I suggested. “I’ll help you get this place looking tits, and you and I try living together for six months. bahis şirketleri That’s a typical lease. If we drive each other nuts, you sell it, we divvy the profits like I said, and go our separate ways.”

Dawn nodded.

“I’d like that.” she said quietly. “I like the idea of having a monthly rent check coming in, but I also like the idea of selling this house and doing the turnover thing. I don’t want to live here anymore. Let’s go all the way and put all we can into it, and then dump it. Put that into a POS fixer somewhere and do it again, okay?”

“Okay,” I agreed, as I looked at the outdated bathroom, “let’s make this work. A few turnovers and we can do this all out of pocket and start renting every few projects out, instead of selling. We’ll be set.”

“Oh Jack!” she gushed. “Frank never asked me to be part of his life like that. I want this so much!”

“Me too.” I said with a smile. “I think that you and I will make a great team in more ways than one. I can’t wait to put this into action.”

“Me neither!” she exclaimed. “I had an appointment this afternoon, but I’m going to cancel it. I want to talk more about this with you, if that’s okay.”

“I’m all ears.” I replied. “Well, not ALL ears I guess. There’s a penis in there someplace that wants a voice as well.”

“And I want to hear what your penis has to say.” Dawn cooed. “It’ll be kind of hard though, trying to listen, as it squirts down my throat, but I will try, Jack.”

“Now that’s something I haven’t had in a long time.” I admitted.

“You mean a blowjob?” she inquired in a surprised voice. “That’s too bad, but I can fix that problem for you if you’d like. Do you like to have your penis sucked, Jack?”

“Very much.” I responded with a nod. “I love the way a woman’s lips feel, as they slide up and down my dick.”

“I’ll do that.” Dawn said with a warm smile. “I’ll lick your balls too, and your asshole if you like that. I’ll do anything to please you, if you’ll make me happy. And I’ll swallow it too. Would that make you happy, Jack? To cum in my mouth and have me swallow your sperm?”

I nodded vigorously.

“Oh yes!” I responded enthusiastically. “I’d like to cum on your face too, sometimes, if that’s okay.”

Dawn nodded as well.

“I don’t mind.” she replied. “If it turns you on and makes you happy, then it makes me happy too.”

She sighed, and looked at me intently.

“I never had the kind of feelings for Frank that I have for you.” she said wistfully. “I mean I loved him and all, but with you, I feel such different things. Naughty things. Wonderful things. I suppose I’ve wanted you for a long time, but I was never able to act on those feelings until now. Now that we’ve discussed all of these things, it really appeals to me, Jack. All of it. Even getting a full, gooey facial. I feel like a giggly school girl right now. I can’t explain it, but my head is swimming right now; thinking about all of this. Does that make sense to you?”

“Perfect sense.” I responded with another nod. “I mean, I’ll be perfectly honest with you, Dawn, I have fantasized about you so many times that I can’t count. What happened between us here was a fantasy come true for me. Being with you like that all the time would be a dream come true. I feel it just as strongly as you do. Maybe even more.

“I want to fuck you down on all fours in front of a mirror, so I can see your soft tits hanging down and jiggling around as I pound your cunt. I want to watch myself in the mirror, reaching around and squeezing them like rolls of Charmin as I fuck you from behind and cum inside of you again. I want to lay back and feel your mouth on my penis as you suck it and take my load in your mouth and swallow. And yes, I want to shoot my thick load all over your gorgeous face, Dawnie. It makes perfect sense to me.”

Dawn smiled once again, and snuggled up against me.

“I can’t wait to do all of those things with you.” she cooed. “There’s something else I’d like to talk to you about as well.”

“What’s that?” I inquired.

“I always wanted to have children, but Frank didn’t. I’m only forty five, Jack. I can still have kids. What about you? Did you ever want children?”

“Very much.” I said quietly. “I think I would like very much to have a family with you. I’ll bet you’d look fantastic knocked up too.”

“I’d love to be pregnant!” Dawn gushed. “If things work out and we get married, I’d love to do it while I’m with child. Don’t you think I’d make a sexy bride wearing a wedding dress with my big belly sticking out?”

“I think you’d make an even sexier bride without the dress.” I replied.

Dawn’s eyes widened.

“Really? You mean for me to get married nude?”

“Why not?” I queried with a shrug. “Nothing on but the veil; maybe some white heels and those sexy fucking elbow length gloves that just beg to give a lucky groom a fantastic hand job.”

“You’d have to be nude too, then.” she asserted. “And I could give you that hand job while we’re taking our vows. Imagine me down on my knees in front of you, jerking you off until you cum all over my face as you say, ‘I do.’ Do you like that idea, Jack?”

I paused for a moment, before I responded with a huge grin on my face.

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