Dialogues – Orpheus , Eurydice

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“No, I’m not doing it.” “But dinkums.” “I’m not doing any more.” “Sweety-pie.” “Don’t you dinkums and sweety-pie me, I’ve said ‘No’ and I mean it.””What’s the matter? Didn’t you enjoy yourself? You did get a nice Georgie Eliot helping hand and you definitely seemed to get into the Orpheus and Eurydice storyline. Wasn’t that fun?” “Do the words ‘pathetic lyre-playing dickwad jerking on his cocklet’ ring a bell?””Oh you’re not still sulking about that, are you? ” I’m not sulking.””Pouting provocatively then? Would you like a little kissy to make it all better?””Fuck off. I’m not playing. That’s it. End of.””Oh that’s a shame. Especially since I’ve made some special arrangements. I guess we’ll just have to do it without you. It’s not as if you’re actually essential to the storyline, I just thought you might enjoy yourself.” “What do you mean, ‘special arrangements’? Who’s we?” “I’ve invited Selena from the pub to come and help. She’ll be here in a bit. Did I not mention it? Must have slipped my mind.” “Selena!? Who’s güvenilir bahis Selena?” “The young girl who works behind the bar, the one who wears those corduroy pinafore dresses with the ridiculously high hemlines. The one whose panties you spend half your pub time trying to catch a glimpse of.””She’s coming here? Why?” “Because I asked her to help with the story. The story you’re quote, ‘not doing,’ unquote.” “I could be persuaded. What’s it about this time? Another pretentious mythological, literary bit of wank?” “It’s horror, so I’m doing ‘Daughters of Darkness’.” “Never heard of it.””1971, Belgian horror noir cult movie featuring oodles of hot lesbian vampires.””Hot lesbian vampires?” “Oodles of them.” “And Selena knows this? And she’s up for this?” “Yup. She’s going to be your wife; the demure, slightly submissive, possibly virginal, not very worldly, but rather intoxicating, Valerie.””And I’m?” “You’re Stefan.” “Are you going to tell me about it or not?” “You sure?” “Yep.” “You and Valerie are visiting güvenilir bahis siteleri Bruges on your honeymoon, when young ladies start appearing in the streets naked and drained of blood.” “Lesbian vampires!?” “Their victims. You have a rather eroticised reaction to the sight of these naked, blood-drained, corpses and, well, there’s no nice way of putting this, take your belt to Valerie and fuck her in a frenzy of sadistic lust. Following which you decamp to Ostend because you’re going to catch the ferry to England to present your new bride to your mother. Who, and don’t ask me why, is a corpulent, cross-dressing sissy. With me so far?””I think so. It’s a bit weird, isn’t it? Where are all the lesbian vampires?” “Just arriving, in the form of me, the Countess Bathory, and my courtesan, the stunningly gorgeous, Ilona. Hold a mo, let me find you a pic of Ilona.” “Fucking hell. She’s…” “I just love her hair. That Seventies bob cut. Black like her soul, gleaming in the candlelight, captivating the camera iddaa siteleri with her every movement.””Look at her fucking tits. Wow.” “And her lips. Full, red, suckable, kissable, a plump invitation to feast and devour her entirety.” “Fucking amazing tits. Fuck. God she’s hot.” “And yes, she’s got great tits, which is why you seduce her. Or is it that she seduces you, not that it really matters. Anyways Valerie and I go out for a little ‘girl time’ and whilst we’re away you and Ilona fuck like … well a bit like a smarming, seedy, sadist and a nymphomanic, undead, vision of fleshy delights, with great tits. Oh, look whose private is on parade again. And I haven’t even got to the best bit.””What’s the best bit?” “Unfortunately, seeing as you’re both naked, with sweat slicked, post-coital flesh, you think it would be best if you had a shower together.” “Mmmmm. Soapy tits rubbing at my back. Ilona’s fingers stroking at my parading private.” “But she’s a vampire and fears the sprinkling water. There’s a struggle as you try to force her into the shower, she slips, catches her wrist on an open razor and bleeds to death on the bathroom floor. Naked, obvs, with her stunning breasts looking absolutely fabulous in the overhead, straight down, camera shot.”

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